Luigi (my bro): “Ate, ilan taon ka na after 72 years?”

Me: “uh…..”

Luigi (with a calculator): “90!”

Me: “ok…”

Luigi:: “Ako, 83. Alam mo ba, hindi ako mamamatay kaagad.”

Me: “Paano mo naman nasabi yan?”

Luigi: “Kasi ilang beses ko ginagamit ang Mang Tomas… dahil punong-puno ng preservatives yun… maprepreserve ako.”

Me: :| =))